This blog, I guess, was a couple years in the making. My original use for Tumblr - oh, by the way, I’m Pedro, hi - was to record hilarious things my sister had said, so that I could annoy her just that little bit extra. The very title of this blog is something she yells at me on a near-weekly basis.
After an inundation of “Gee, I wish I wrote that down” moments in the presence of friends, I decided to, get this, actually write down hilarious things people say around me.
I realise a lot of the quotes are out of context. I hope they’re still funny, because I don’t have the willpower to explain each and every one.
This is my personal Tumblr. If you have any questions, feel free to ask me there.
