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Dec25

A ridiculously tiny gold sequin jacket.

  • Mum: Hey, I'm going to wear this jacket.
  • Me: Ok...
  • Mum: To your wedding.
  • Me: Mmm...
  • Mum: To embarrass you.
  • Me: Oh.