Do Not Quote Me On Tumblr

Quoting you against your will, without your knowledge, and out of context, since 2010.

  • Lana's Mum: So, how are you and that teapot I gave you for Christmas making out?
  • Me: It’s wonderful. I think I am going to marry it.
  • Lana's Dad, from the next room: Thank god, she finally has a chance to get married.