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Quoting you against your will, without your knowledge, and out of context, since 2010.

Reading the TV Guide.

  • Sister: "Growing Up Walrus"? What does that mean?
  • Me: It's a reality show about the difficulties of being raised by walruses. "Mahm, dad, can I have some money to go to the mall?"
  • Sister: "Erk! Erk! Erk!"