Do Not Quote Me On Tumblr

Quoting you against your will, without your knowledge, and out of context, since 2010.

  • Lady at customs: Hi, what's up?
  • Me: Um, we took someone's suitcase by accident, and I think she has ours.
  • Lady, giggling: What was your flight?
  • Dad: We were with Qantas.
  • Lady: Qantas! That's my favourite company today!