Do Not Quote Me On Tumblr

Quoting you against your will, without your knowledge, and out of context, since 2010.

  • Me: Yeah, but we'd have to get at least two dogs.
  • Sarith: WHAT? You don't want to walk a dog, but you would-
  • Me: No, but in Switzerland, it's illegal to have just one pet, because it's considered animal cruelty if they get lonely.
  • Sarith: Get two goldfish! Feed them once a day, and hug the bowl when you get home.
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